AUDITIONS for Townhall Players' production of DOUBLEWIDE, TEXAS will be held at the Rear Window Listening Room on Monday, January 30 at 6:30 PM, and Tuesday, January 31 at 6:30 PM, and by appointment for those unable to make the two scheduled times. Auditions will be held at the Rear Window Listening Room at 107 E Menefee in Ganado. We are looking for people to be a part of Ganado's growing community theatre organization! Parts are available for cast, stage crew, and tech. No prior acting experience necessary. To schedule an appointment for an audition, contact Director Jonel Knuppel at 361-771-8462. THE STORY: The inhabitants of one of the smallest trailer parks in Texas - four doublewides and a shed - are thrown for a loop when they realize the nearby town of Tugaloo is determined to annex them. And it's not as if they don't already have enough to deal with... Joveeta Crumpler has had it up to here, having been passed over again for a promotion at work. On top of this, she has an ongoing battle to keep her feisty mother, Caprice, out of the local bar. She also worries that her good-ol'-boy brother, Baby Crumpler, is taking his participation in a woman-less beauty pageant way too seriously. Joveeta's big-hearted best friend, Georgia Dean Rudd, is struggling to keep her diner and finances afloat. But she just can't curb her impulse to take in every stray cat, possum, and armadillo that wanders by. Then there's Big Ethel Satterwhite, who's nobody's fool. But tough as she is, she's continually frustrated by her clients at Stairway To Heaven Retirement Village. As well as her mule-headed husband, O.C., who shows far more affection for his BarcaLounger than he does for her. And all the residents are plagued by Haywood Sloggett from across the road, who loathes their "trailer-trash" ways. Especially their all-year life-size illuminated nativity scene. But these friends, enemies, and neighbors finally realize they'll have to work together to defeat the encroaching annexation if they and their way of life have a snowball's chance to survive being swallowed up by "the big guys." The rollicking mayhem of this flat-out funny Jones Hope Wooten comedy escalates as the residents attempt to secede from Texas, discover a traitor in their midst, and turn the tables in a surprising and side-splitting finale. So grab your Stetson and come on over to Doublewide, Texas, where life is double the fun, double the joy, and where audiences double over with laughter! PERFORMANCES: April 15, 16, 22, 23