A host attempts to do a lovely reading of The Night Before Christmas but is stymied by every imaginable interruption. First, the children show up wearing costumes and outfits for all the wrong holidays, then it ends up the mice might not be stirring, but they sure are shuffling as they play a game of Go Fish.

By the time the clatter on the rooftop sounds more like a deafening rock ’n’ roll drum solo, our poor host is about to have a meltdown! On top of it all, our not-quite-classic (and definitely thinner) Santa stops filling stockings to do a PSA on the dangers of smoking and also plugs the usefulness of stain remover pens. In the end, our host finishes the poem, Santa hurries off to make the rest of his deliveries, and your audience is energized with the fun of the Christmas season.

Tickets - $15

Menu: There will be no dinner served. Holiday treats will be available for donations

Doors Open 7 pm, Show Begins at 7:30 pm THERE WILL BE NO EARLY ADMITTANCE

Rear Window Listening Room is an UPSTAIRS venue. A lift chair is available for those requiring assistance

Rear Window Listening Room is a non-smoking facility